Imagine writing an SAT 1 guidebook for NSFs.

"Wah lao, that cantankerous RSM today sibeh guai lan, anyhow give extra."

"That chiobu at 3 o'clock, her pulchritude damn up sia!"

"My buddy got this vexatious habit of snoring at night, blardy annoying."

"The downpour had inundated those suai kia's half-dug fire trenches with mud, hence they had to semula."

"He chao keng so often, even his histrionics wun convince the MO to let him down pes."

"The safety vehicle parked ominously in Delta Wing line at 11pm foreshadowed a turn-out."

"Dun eat canteen already, the cookhouse satay rice today is an epicurian delight!"

Suggestions are welcomed.