Random stuff.

Why is Juliet a linguistic phenomenalist?

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."


How many times can bromine attack toluene in the presence of UV light?

Once, because after that it would be bromomethylbenzene.


One guy is playing computer games, but someone who needs the computer for work asks him to let him use, so the guy who needs it for work gets to use the computer while the gamer is kicked out. What do you call this?

Electrophilic substitution.


What do you call a woman with breast cancer?

Heterolytic cleavage.


What mechanism did Chairman Mao use to get into power?

Free radical substitution.


Why can't you believe everything Lincoln says?

Luks can be deceiving.


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