Random thoughts:

If you consider someone to be a success, would that mean his mother is a failure?

The coolest first name for your kid would be Doctor. That would save him 6 years of medical school to be called Doctor whatever.

If two people look the same, sound the same, and respond the same way whatever you do to them, are they the same? Consider the definition of identical functions. What if you are one of them?

What does your cornea look like?

Maybe a better term for nuclear weapons would be "Weapons of Mass conversion"