LAME SINGAPORE DUDE SPEECH. CLICK HERE.

*note: its NOT my voice.*

transcript of a lame singapore dude's speech:

" Pro-yo two...ahem...the best yo-yo in town. you want to buy one? then you can do, you know, funny 'around the world' funky tricks, noe...buy it. go buy pro yo.... it's fucking lame you know. yo-yo, pro-yo, yo man(yeoman). yeah.

japanese lesson number one.

watashiwa evan des. that means: i am evan.
can you understand?

baka.

chee bai.

nope, chee bai is not part of the great japanese language.

sorry i'm just trying to be funny here. i just, like, testing this new *taps mike* mini-mike that i, noe, made.

now let's talk about techno. why do people like techno so much... i dun understand noe. you noe all those beats...*does some cliched techno beats* so fucking stupid. only ah bengs and lians listen to them. wah lao eh... why..why... i dun understand leh. god create them just to, u noe, test our patience. maybe they are satan's incarnate. yeh?

am i lame?

some people say yes, some people say no. those who say yes... ahh screw them man. but nevermind ah. blah. wadever.

still can't stand them, those ah bengs and ah lians. wad the hell is para para. huh? whole day dance in front of the bloody machine, shaking their fucking hands, huh, think... putting the cross...noe, the scissors finger around their eyes, think they're damn cool. especially those fucking ah lians.

'ehhhh hen2 ke3 ai4 eh...eh....'
'ta1 ma1 de...'
'ni3 bu4 yao4 ze4 yang4 lah...'

chee bai...."