LAME SINGAPORE DUDE SPEECH. CLICK HERE.

*note: its NOT my voice.*

transcript of a lame singapore dude's speech:

" Pro-yo two...ahem...the best yo-yo in town. you want to buy one? then you can do, you know, funny 'around the world' funky tricks, noe...buy it. go buy pro yo.... it's fucking lame you know. yo-yo, pro-yo, yo man(yeoman). yeah.

japanese lesson number one.

watashiwa evan des. that means: i am evan.
can you understand?

baka.

chee bai.

nope, chee bai is not part of the great japanese language.

sorry i'm just trying to be funny here. i just, like, testing this new *taps mike* mini-mike that i, noe, made.

now let's talk about techno. why do people like techno so much... i dun understand noe. you noe all those beats...*does some cliched techno beats* so fucking stupid. only ah bengs and lians listen to them. wah lao eh... why..why... i dun understand leh. god create them just to, u noe, test our patience. maybe they are satan's incarnate. yeh?

am i lame?

some people say yes, some people say no. those who say yes... ahh screw them man. but nevermind ah. blah. wadever.

still can't stand them, those ah bengs and ah lians. wad the hell is para para. huh? whole day dance in front of the bloody machine, shaking their fucking hands, huh, think... putting the cross...noe, the scissors finger around their eyes, think they're damn cool. especially those fucking ah lians.

'ehhhh hen2 ke3 ai4 eh...eh....'
'ta1 ma1 de...'
'ni3 bu4 yao4 ze4 yang4 lah...'

chee bai...."

Pika - OCHOTONA PRINCEPS


Class: Animals with Milk Glands (Mammalia)
Subclass: True Mammals (Eutheria)
Order: Hare Shape (Lagomorpha)
Family: Ochotonidae.


Location: Northwestern United States and western Canada.


Habitat: Terrestrial. Rocky mountainous regions down to sea level.


Description: The pika is a rat-sized animal, grayish or brown, with short wide rounded ears. The short tail is not visible. It grows a little longer than eight inches and weighs a little more than six ounces.


Behavior: The northern pika lives in large colonies, within which each individual appears to maintain its own territory in the autumn months, and possibly throughout the year. It is active by day, feeds on grass, and spends much time gathering its food in small. It does not hibernate. The pika makes a short squeak, which is very distinctive and unmistakable. It lives in areas where man's presence is very limited.


Reproduction: The pika reproduces in spring and possibly in summer as well. Gestation lasts about 30 days and the female gives birth to two to five young at each delivery.

CLEMENTINE

In a cavern,
In a canyon,
Excavating for a mine,
Dwelt a miner sixty-niner,
And his daughter Clementine.

Chorus:
Oh my darling,
Oh my darling,
Oh my darling Clementine,
You are lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Light she was and like a fairy,
And her shoes were number nine;
Herring boxes, without topses,
Sandals were for Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Drove she ducklings to the water,
Every morning just at nine;
Hit her foot against a splinter,
Fell into the foaming brine.

Repeat chorus

Ruby lips above the water,
Blowing bubbles, soft and fine;
But Alas! I was no swimmer,
So I lost my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

When the miner sixty-niner,
Soon began to peak and pine,
Thought he oughter "jine" his daughter,
Now he's with his clementine.

Repeat chorus

In a corner of the churchyard,
Where the myrtle boughs entwine,
Grow the roses in their poses,
Fertilized by Clementine.

Repeat chorus

In my dreams she still doth haunt me,
Robed in garments soaked in brine.
Though in life I used to hug her,
Now she's dead, I'll draw the line.

Repeat chorus

How I missed her, how I missed her
How I missed my Clementine.
So I kissed her little sister,
And forgot my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

Now you Buayas, there's a moral
To this little tale of mine.
Artificial respiration,
Would have saved my Clementine.

Repeat chorus

NOW START PLAYING 98 degree's I Do(cherish You)


I Do (Sharon Xu) lyrics

All I am, all I'll be
Everything in this world
All that I'll ever need
Is in your eyes
Shining at me
When you smile I can feel
All my passion unfolding
Your hand brushes mine
And a thousand sensations
Seduce me 'cause I

I love you
Sharon Xu
For the rest of my life
You don't have to think twice
I will love you still
From the depths of my soul
It's beyond my control
I've waited so long to say this to you
If you're asking do I love you this much
I do

In my world, before you
I lived outside my emotions
Didn't know where I was going
'Til that day I found you
How you opened my life
To a new paradise
In a world torn by change
Still with all of my heart
'Til my dying day

[Chorus]

A Morning Poem

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away,
He sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun.
I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his fucking head,

I'm not a morning person.

Inspired by miki, i shall post the lyrics of a very interesting song with very interesting lyrics.

"The Bad Touch"

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings TimeDo it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

by the bloodhound gang