today i happen to be in a good mood so i shall write a very long narrative on MUSHIKING.

italics: the player's train of thought
normal font: the words on the mushiking screen
quotations: "the mushiking sound effects"
bold: sound effects
parenthesis: (the real life circumstances)

"hi i'm popo a very good friend"
kaching
1 credit. please remove card. 0 credit.
play with a friend? bish

"great! train with a friend to improve your skills!
now please, scan your beetle card. it's the green card! if you don't have a beetle card, press any button and a large beetle will fight for you!"(scans in 'crimson gena beetle') bish
"great! now teach your beetle skill by scanning your skill card. its the orange card!"
(scans in inner femur pinch)bish
"you taught it a pinching skill!"
(scans in agitation)bish
"you taught it a throwing skill!"
"GREAT!"


"now please, scan your beetle card. it's the green card! if you don't have a beetle card, press any button and a large beetle will fight for you!"(scans in 'giant abdominal beetle') bish
"great! now teach your beetle skill by scanning your skill card. its the orange card!"
(scans in king finger poke)bish
"you taught it a pinching skill!"
(scans in agitation)bish
"you taught it a throwing skill!"
(scans in finishing attack blocker)
"you taught it a hitting skill!"
"GREAT!"

"Yes, its a crimson gena beetle! now let's see how it powers up!"
crimson gena beetle:
inner femur pinch: very compatible. super finishing attack!
agitation: very compatible.
finishing attack stopper: quite compatible.
"you did it! scissors is your finishing technique! use to finishing attack to defeat the opponent to do a great deal of damage!"

"Yes, its a giant abdominal beetle! now lets see how it powers up!"
giant abdominal beetle:
king finger poke: compatible.
agitation: very compatible.
finishing attack blocker: compatible
"you did it! paper is your finishing technique! use your finishing attack to defeat the opponent to do a great deal of damage!"

"now let the battle begin!"
(the crimson gena beetle's[CGB] tarsal hits the gena to produce a weird slapping sound)
(the giant abdominal beetle's[GAB] frons exhales deeply, its labrum wide open, then quickly clicks back and releases its maxilla, producing a sound resembling "harger" or huggle")

player one thinks: neeheehee....finshing attack of course. (press scissors)
player two thinks: gulat! (press stone)

"YES!"(the GAB rushes toward CGB head on, while it was still sharpening its long pincers, and the CGB gets toppled over to the side and hitting its head with a loud thud. its gena turns more crimson from the impact and gets up and recovers, though its had sustained a large amount of damage, with only 4/5 HP left. Due to the finishing attack blocker skill, the GAB now tenses up its thorax, preparing to use its gigantic abdomen to block to view of the oppnent, thus effectively preventing a precise aim on the inner femur)

player one thinks: hmm...finishing attack blocked. so he can use paper, his finishing attack uncountered. i must minimise this damage. (press paper)
player two thinks: since the opponent's finishing attack is blocked, he will try to minimise damage by blocking my finishing attack. hence i might be able to catch him by surprise by countering that move. (press scissors)

"YES!" (the CGB realises that it is unable to use its finishing attack due to the unusual twitching movements of the GAB's abdomen. It holds its mandibles high up, preparing to hold up the opponent, yet it gets countered again as the GAB fully extends two legs crossed, and pokes both side of the thorax, while retracting both legs, thus pinching the neck hard. The CGB is very pissed, evident as its gena turns more crimson with extra piaking sound. now it has only 3/5 HP left)

player one thinks: shit. *** it... now if it uses its finishing attack i'm gone. but wait, he knows that too...so he'll counter scissors and use stone. but wait, if i use my finishing attack i can deal even more damage as it is a super finish. so he'll try to counter it by using stone. soo...(press paper)
player two: finish it! (press paper)

"Alright."
(CGB and GAB now prance around with their tarsus outstretched, hoping to grab each other. they strike at the same moment, and as they hit each other, produce a very loud piak. little damage sustained by both)

player one: okay...i suppose he thinks i think he thinks i'll use my finishing move...so he'll use scissors. now great chance to use my finishing attack stopper to keep me alive for another turn. (press stone)
player two: i rock. random. (presses all three, and paper is selected)

"YES! ITS THE FINISHING MOVE!!"(blue light glows around GAB)
(GAB lifts up CGB effortlessly with the effective use of momentum, jerks its head up and down, disorientating CGB for a while, before slamming it onto the ground. Then a butterfly comes up and lands on the CGB's thorax, agitation the CGB even more, and now it has hit and all time level of frustation, its gena turns blood red, with strange darker lines on it. CGB has little life left!)

player one: now i'd better use my finishing attack soon and think less..no time (press scissors)
player two: hey random works! now let's try again.(presses all three, paper gets selected)

"YES! ITS THE FINISHING MOVE!!"(super bright green light glows around CGB as it sharpen its claws for revenge)
(CGB darts forward, while GAB arrogantly waits with its lefs outstretched, preparing for a firm grip, Alas! CGB darts fast and low, its sharp claws scraping the legs, as it lunges for the femur. it darts so fast, that the cgb over shot and flipped the GAB high up in the sky. now the CGB awaits quietly under the large shadow caused by the abdomen of the GAB, preparing for the moment of revenge. now it is arrived! at the femur almost touches the ground, the CGB swings its body towards the inner side and pinches hard. the GAB grimaces in agony, as the CGB continues to unleash its fury, darting and rolling around the ground, leaving a very distinct mark on the GAB's inner femur. The GAB collapses in pain.)

"The Crimson Gena Beetle wins!"

To be continued.