Thursday, July 22, 2004

for example, goats cannot drink greek wine, greed never payed off until in jail. persons with disabilities should not be allowed to freeze dry fish and beef. this is especially so, as the blind are unable to see the freezer, and may find it difficult to read foreign treaties. green coloured tabasos are unsafe because green is usually used in cartoons to represent radiation or poison. the fact is that many green substances contain chlorophyll, which is used in soap, and if green were a dangerous colour, these soap businesses should have been bust. but they are not. and chlorophyll soaps rock btw. i wonder how chlorophyll help to make soap better other than providing a relatively easy and natural source of colour. chlorophyll A and B and carotinoids are rather large molecules and by rights should not be easily absorbed by the skin. in order to improve chlorophyll absorbtion in the skin, we should applied green tabasco generously on all parts of the body. this will certainly give you quite a sensation and undoubtedly rejuvinate a person, and may prove even more effective than palmolive liquid soap.
 
Thus, i conclude my house's case that green represents health. thank you judges.   
when people start to play with yetis they like to go home and gun down misers. this is because tabasco sounds like tobbacco and both are kinda addicting. peas taste good. this year four yahoogroups will bounce on the ground and hear the frogs speak. why is this so? pretend that you have never thought about the great founders of arabia and you will find yourself a happy person.

Sunday, July 11, 2004

from now on i shall replace the word jack with zhaohan. dun ask me why, but it is the class tradition.

i dun like homework. but i can't survive without it. what should i do.

sigh... feel so humchi.

i need a book. or else i'll play game and waste time.

ok i really need a book. finished alice in wonderland and through the looking glass. had a weird dream after that. like a familiar...but strange world. something is different, not very obvious, but somehow things just turn out weird.

i dun like white light. kinda makes me lethargic and feels fake.

study. i dunno whether i like studying or not. i'm not sure if i like to study becoz of interest or bcos i like to show off.

sigh. school would be such a wonderful place to be if there wasn't hmwk. i dun like hmwk. but i can't learn without it.

i need a book.

i need a book.

i dun believe in myself. somehow...my social life is pretty screwed. is it an attitude problem? i dunno. a lot of times i just dun have anything to say. but i want to express myself. i have no idea what i am doing.

why do i want to communicate even though i can't? i dun even know if others exist. is company an addiction? if a man is born alone and lives alone will he ever feel lonely? and am i one who lives alone?


i need a book.

Friday, July 02, 2004

Einstein was once offered the Israeli presidency. He declined.

Einstein has always been smart.



My grandfather's cock
Was too large for the shelf,
So it stood ninety years on the floor;
It was taller by half
Than the old man himself,
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.
It was brought on the morn
Of the day that he was born,
And was always his treasure and pride;
But it stopped short
Never to go again,
When the old man died.