thought of the day: there are certain things that can only be said to either complete strangers or close friends, and no one else... (kena jag)

where i belong
where i keep my heart and soul
where dreams come true for us
i want the whole world to know
i want to shout it out loud
that this is where the fuck i belong

thought of the day: i really wonder how complex intercontinential rocket missile equations are.... esp considering that the gravity comes from the center of the earth, the earth is not a perfect sphere, AND they still have to defend against patriots.

word du juor: jag: a period of indulgence in an activity, emotion. eg, man make machines, machines help man, machines destroy man, machines control man, and man was damn jag.

thought of the day: if i were to form a cult, would it be called "Yakult?"

word du juor: jerk: the third derivative of time is relation to distance. e.g., jerk off.

word du juor: fetish: a sexual attraction to (a) certain body part(s) that is/are not reproductive organ(s).

question of the day: what is the colour of the bougainvilla flower?

hmm. training was slack today. slight breakthrough in my left throw. had stand-outside-and-play-if-u-want randori. more fun than normal kind. played all except one or two bouts. the white belts caught on the sec 2 and 3's enthusiasm and chionged out. good stuff.

back aching from dorsal raise. eeg.

oh yes, played a "left throw only" randori bout wif jimmr. didn't get thrashed. but still lost...bleagh....too slow.

hope to play ambidextrous. in fact i think i am doing that now. after ambidextrous shall hope to progress to the big man + seoi nage stage. kinda like bryan, i hope. but by then he wud have advanced to the next stage. bish myself. sec one slacked for 4 months... "a bit" too long lar...

thought of the day: rocket equations are really quite hard.

question of the day: What is the ratio of gravitational constant on moon to that on earth?

another question of the day: Taking the avogadro's constant to be 6*10^23, and the Ar of carbon to be 12, how many molecules of carbon are there in a 0.12g diamond?

yet another question of the day: Why does jacq sim like banana?

still yet another question of the day: isn't timo just dead on wednesday?

word du juor: banana: something long and sweet tasting, and usually covered by a yellow sheath, which cannot be eaten.

thought of the day: chirstoforo columbus didn't find out that the earth was round. aristotle knew it already but later ang mohs dun believe him. (not that he is very trustworthy, but he is really clever)

"The shorter plant was touched twice a day. The unmolested one grew much taller." quoted from a very reliable bio txtbook.

what if someone genetically modifies kapok to synthesize nitrocellulose? that will be fun...especially in the fruiting season....

quote of the day: "who discovered potassium?" "caustic of potash"

haven blogged for some time. maybe i was mugging for a quiz.

yesterday and today was mugging like siao. only managed to cover biological molecules, nervous transmission, photosynthesis, and respiration. erm...yeh. "only".

photosynthesis.
somehow it doesn't resemble the innocent "plants take in carbon dioxide and give out oxygen in the day" that i learnt in p6. not at all, in fact.

respiration.
now i understand that it is different from breathing.

nervous transmission.
so nerves are not electrical wires....

biological molecules.
i never knew nicotinamide is present in our body. in very large amounts, i might add.

i screwed up today's quiz. no negative marking, yet i ommited half of the questions. thats damn shit.

and during the practical round i forgot to convert centimetres to metres before doing the pendulum formula. thats chao jag.
at the end all my answers were in the working paper, not in the answer sheet. the emcee said "no more writing". heck, so i just tore the info from the question paper and stapled it to the answer sheet. no writing, and so i didn't write.

and during the quiz, the rgs were power muggers. they seemed to have no life other than mugging science. i mean, being unable answer simple math and computer questions isn't exactly a very good way to live a life.

and oh yes. jenny should go here and look at the sixth defination. jenny and jimmy scandal...hmmm....

yongsheng is a broken man. rilong has a broken man.

quote of the day:"i have already done my best, and i have no regrets at all." william hung, when he got kicked out from AI.
thought of the day: ditto, yours truly.

hmm. kyu grade today. breakfast consisted of a mug of horlicks, 4 pieces of slow-release high-carbo high-fibre biscuits, and an egg. good stuff.

lunch consisted of 1 litre of glucolin, 800ml of apple tea, 2 pieces of those funny biscuits and a shot of red bull. very good stuff. lots of sugar. which were mainly consumed in the process of warming up.

first bout played against a hougang sec guy. weehee. first win in competition ever. won by two wazaris and a koka. didn't even warm up before the bout. oh well. kinda nervous. in the first 30 seconds i totally forgot about seoi-nage and used pure leg technique. still got a koka anyway. strictly speaking it is the opponent's shido. then he did three failed seoi nage on me. then i thought, "hey, i can do that too!" and kebammed him.

then groundwork made a stupid mistake of releasing the grip on the shoulder for one on the leg. as such, he promptly got up.

then after some time kebammed him again. wazari! yay. first win in all my competitions.

second bout... got whacked, but didn't get thrashed. oh well, i tried hard. lost by one koka and two wazaris. what a coincidence. jingwen won my opponent due to cunningness. punching... and pain.

beeeed. need some more experience. kena cunning by that guy. he looked like he was going to do a left throw, then i stoned and prepared to counter, then he did right seoi nage. which i turned into his throw becuase i tried to turn out of an anticipated left shoulder. then kena wazaried and held. then goodbye.

thats quite it about my bouts.

watching sheralyn play is damn madness. SERIOUSLY MADNESS!!! omg.....joseph and hanlong and kim chuan was like going mad... she only did one throw. quite effective, i'd say. gets anticipated after a while though. ok lar, much better than my time lah. but then turning to lie down on the back is seriously.... not very advisable.

shag. i need sleep. sleep is important.

quote of the day:"liang zheng is a person whom you can call a bastard or a shen" joseph, commenting on a physics genius

ok i admit i was in a bad mood that day and that is very likely due to the fact that i still had a physics illusion to present the following day--alone and unprepared. and i didn't even had an illusion.

so on the very day i brought a picture that is reflected upon itself at 45 degrees and went up without even a powerpoint presentation and armed with just two mirrors , a marker and that piece of paper. and throughout i talked crap about how you can use mirrors to get back the same image even if there is something on top of it. and i explained all the angles that works--45, 90, 135, 180, 225, 270, and 315. that very well took up about 5 minutes.
then i spent another 3 minutes saying why this works and what kind of picture can be used and blah blah blah... then ended the presentation by showing the picture to the audience and placing two mirrors on it.

bah. miss huang wasn't impressed. at least i didn't get screwed.

lately been getting thrashed in randori. must be more flexible. and alert.

quote of the day: "Xin Yang stop drawing gonads." ng kia boon, a horny sec 2 gymnast, when i was drawing a klein bottle.

lesson of the day: sleep is a luxury for students. not for sportsmen.

screwed up some stuff. screwing up things is not good. argh.

i have a screwed up project. and it is individual, so no one to blame.
i have a screwed up academic year ahead. tons of unfinished homework, tons of things to mug, and every piece of fucking work will be counted. seems that i didn't have this problem in sec 2.
i have a screwed up science knowledge. 5 secs one beat my prelims score(which i did in sec2). and i thought this year's questions were harder.
i have screwed up judo. jimr can elaborate.
i have a screwed up body. everyone is stronger than me.
i have a screwed up memory. everyone has better memory and ability to understand things than me. sigh...my IQ sux lah.
i have a screwed up primary school life. no matter how i look back it just seems so damn wasted. like why we have a big topic called "solving problem sums" that involves 6 months of practice when they can just teach us algebra. which IMO is much simpler than drawing models and ratio and cross multiplication. chinamen rox.

sigh... i am so screwed up. never experienced this problem before. i noe many ppl are coping well with 4 managerial positions in 4 ccas(like ali), but i am at quite a loss. i don't want to look back some years later and say, "sigh...why didn't i do this..." seriously i need to balance judo, studies, and mugging(my favourite). i seriously feel like neglecting my studies to study(literally)... not that i am contemplating on quitting school...

screw lah. Who said rp provides learning at your own pace. you take your time to learn u screw up your first semester homework you are screwed for the rest of the year man. the spirit of RP is to mug 12/7 in november and december so that you understand everything first then do homework. which are in the first place supposed to help. hey, i don't mind rp. just give us less homework. certain departments are taking advantage of RP.

sigh. my life is so screwed up.

argh... i want to study... i like to study... but homework is preventing me from doing so... and they are supposedly part of studies...

crap lah. repeat sec three then repeat lah. it might even put me at an advantage.

homework is our common enemy. it is the counter-force of joy ; the end to free time ; the gaoler keeping us within the syllabus ; the hindrance of study. i protest against the great focus on the immoral cause; the drain of school resources: homework.

i shall live through this year in a fu1 yan3 se4 ze2 attitude. what if i get kicked out of RP? could mean the end of a smooth road to university. homework are the pebbles to prevent me from falling from the smooth road. but i think i have skiis.

ARGH!!! FIVE SEC ONES BEAT MY PRELIMS SCORE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!

today was the day... the interhouse science quiz. good stuff.

yiuyan screwed up the dice..... he mixed up the medium score with the hard score. smart boy. and nobody answered the hard questions.

i predicted that people would answer the easy questions first, then finally the hardest questions. however, the opposite happened. and the main people answering were sec1s. shame on the sec 2s.

khoo seng teck didn't take part. what a waste.

and i though this year's questions were harder than last year.

crap.... 5 sec1s beat my prelims score!!! ARGHHH!!!!!!! WHAT A SHIT MAN.

i set a question that killed the MC. "what is the common name for acetylsalicylic acid?" ali couldn't read it. kena jagged.

good thing that yiyuan remembered not to reveal the answer. but then, he screwed up the dice, so he still screwed up.

yuan cheng siang was being a bastard. he thinks he knows more than everyone else. (okay lar for a sec 1 he knows much more than me) but he is plain screwed up. and he let the whole LT know that he knows the f word.

and he was being very smart.

Alex:"What are the four bases for an RNA molecule?"
YCS:"Adenine Thyamine Cytosine Guanine"
Alex:"Sorry your answer is incorrect"
YCS:"OH FUCK ITS URACIL NOT THYAMINE"
Alex:"The question is now open to other contestants"
Another team guy:"Adenine Uracil Cytosine Guanine"
Alex:"correct"

jag boy.

another smart question:
"The metals X and Y are in steady thermal state. Which of them has a higher heat conductivity?"
Hullett:"Metal X"
Alex:"Sorry your answer is incorrect. The question is now open to other contestants."
Moor:"Metal Y"
Alex:"correct"

nice one alex.

YCS was being a bastard again by doubting the MC's decision. He said that the answer key was incorrect and the other guy's answer is insufficient. C'mon boy.

We must all learn from Amiyas---small, silent but deadly. In fact he scored twice the amount of points than YCS. Screw YCS lah. he fucked up the quiz. and fucked up bayley's reputation as well.

OMFG. The sec ones this year are damn zai. they are even better than the sec 3s. what they lack is just math. so i shall study math. :-Þ

Learn from Amiyas. He is the man. Highly recommended by Mr Xu Wei Zhen.

thought of the day: what will happen if a two snakes eats each other's tail?

quote of the day:

m00t participant: acetic acid.
alwyn: sorry, your answer is incorrect. the answer is ethanoic acid.

woohoo. half day

tok abt yesterday first

kae...CLE is crap. it has go nothing to do with character and leadership development. it is simply lifeskills. so we watched...or rather shown a video while we slept. crappy stuff. like how they mange stress. OH MY GOD!! I SO DIDN'T NOE THAT ALL THE OTHER TEENAGERS HAD STRESS TOO!! GOSH!! AND I DIDN'T NOE THAT STRESS CAN BE MANAGED!!! SO I LEARNT A FUCK LOT!!

went for interhouse science and creativity challenge rehearsal. purely for fun and boredness. and so i was assigned a role of handling the prizes. good choice. i wun kope, coz i have the best throphy already...haha... crap lah, they are all made of plastic lah.... my two gold(WHOOPS) throphies' colours are fading.

alwyn was being extra by putting on a funny accent. Ali was okay. and i was the m00t participant and thus they forsaw a lot of circumstances that they didn't expect. thrashed gordon. "partly" because i set half of the questions and seen all the answers before. and i answered the dragonfly question in the exact words as stated in the answer script. "maybe" because i set it too.

kay i shall not reveal any more secrets. u are welcome to see them for yourself. tomolo at 10am, LT1(i think).i can say that i can only answer about five of my own questions if i were a sec 2.

today went for another rehearsal. was more screwed up. coz yiyuan kept forgetting about the second attempt thingy. or my buzzer suggestion. great.

and i competed with a button masher+answer koper, and a sec 4 guy who was to train his buzzer skills. sadly i got thrashed. despite setting half of the questions, and the sec 4 guy answered the questions like how the answer script stated. despite being a complete stranger to the questions. one word...pro.

and alwyn was koping collabarium food around. i managed to see through and escape all his koping attempts until i ate one chunk of MSG. i hereby quote huanglu:"Collabarium food is nicely cheap and mysterious. you dunno where the meat comes from."

alwyn was doing his chinese compo. or more correctly trying to. sigh... how can he be so constantly distracted from his cause despite doing his work in such a conducive working environment with hardly any distrations? sigh.... alwyn...

not vey happy with my intellectual ability. i spent two months trying to perfect card throwing, and now i can throw hard but not straight. and daniel yip learnt it in 10 minutes. and is doing better than me. FUCKING GEPS.

sigh. gotta sleep. big event tomolo. hope yiyuan dun screw up.