"Damn, Exercise Liger's up next. Anyway, what the heck is a liger?"
"A liger is cross between a lion and a tiger."
"Seriously?"
"And a tion is a cross between a tiger and a lion."
"And let me guess, a donkey is a cross between a dragon and a monkey?"

"Our base is under attack."
"Unit lost."
"Enemy engineer detected."
"Our hovercraft is full of eels."

Transmission received: "Your mother was a hamster."