Random thoughts:

Is the street fighter character "Chun Li" really "Li Chun", just that Americans screw up her surname/first name thingy? That would mean that no respectable Chinese would address her as "Chun Li". So maybe in the next streetfighter movie you'll see that all the Americans would call her Chun Li while Chinese call her Li Chun. [It's more likely, though, that they'll all call her Li Chun, since they address Yao Ming properly.]
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Why does SAF give us fried food so often? Because 兵不厌炸(诈).

Why would people sign on to infantry? Because 读万卷书不如行万里路.
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The mission statement in our OPs orders have 5 parts: who, what, where, when, and why.

The Singapore Pledge just lacks "where" and "when".

MISSION:

Who:
The citizens of Singapore

What:
1)Pledge as one united people, regardless of race, language, or religion
2)Build a democratic society based on justice and equality

Why:
So as to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress for our nation.